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buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:32:02 -0400

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

thecatzzzmeow: I can’t believe people get married, that’s so flattering, like, hey I want to spend...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:10:14 -0400

I can’t believe people get married, that’s so flattering, like, hey I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m flattered if a guy wants to eat some pizza with me, I can’t even imagine marriage.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:32 -0400

ryaninwonderland: inhumen: bofyriend: iwasthepinkpantheronce: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:45 -0400

ryaninwonderland:

inhumen:

bofyriend:

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

THIS IS THE MOST TELENTED PERSON I HAVE EVER.SEEN.

AMAZING

I SCREAMED AT ZOOEY AND WANDA OMG

Idk what to do. I just need a hug and I need it now.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:20:54 -0400

Idk what to do. I just need a hug and I need it now.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:03:15 -0400

You dont fully understand paranoia until you realize your high school administration can read your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:31 -0400

You dont fully understand paranoia until you realize your high school administration can read your tweets

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:30 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

lordoftheinternet: my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:16:18 -0400

lordoftheinternet:

my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i remembered i don’t have a son or any kids at all for that matter so idk whose kid that was

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:36 -0400

galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:04 -0400

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

inbox: you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:58:34 -0400

inbox:

you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table

pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:58:23 -0400

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post

cempai: why want the d when you can have the p

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:57:57 -0400

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:57:34 -0400

imthejesusofsuburbia: the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:56:17 -0400

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:45:51 -0400

"I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard."

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:45:42 -0400

“I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.”

- Tupac Shakur (via ruthless-villain)

earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:34:13 -0400

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:38:24 -0400