i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
I can’t believe people get married, that’s so flattering, like, hey I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m flattered if a guy wants to eat some pizza with me, I can’t even imagine marriage.
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
THIS IS THE MOST TELENTED PERSON I HAVE EVER.SEEN.
I SCREAMED AT ZOOEY AND WANDA OMG
Idk what to do. I just need a hug and I need it now.
You dont fully understand paranoia until you realize your high school administration can read your tweets
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i remembered i don’t have a son or any kids at all for that matter so idk whose kid that was