tournesol.

buttduchess:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

(via im-justanother-wallflower)

thecatzzzmeow:

I can’t believe people get married, that’s so flattering, like, hey I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m flattered if a guy wants to eat some pizza with me, I can’t even imagine marriage. 

(via sorry)

ryaninwonderland:

inhumen:

bofyriend:

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

THIS IS THE MOST TELENTED PERSON I HAVE EVER.SEEN. 

AMAZING

I SCREAMED AT ZOOEY AND WANDA OMG

(Source: onegleeheart)

Idk what to do. I just need a hug and I need it now.

You dont fully understand paranoia until you realize your high school administration can read your tweets

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

(via greatmindshavepurposes)

lordoftheinternet:

my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i remembered i don’t have a son or any kids at all for that matter so idk whose kid that was

(via nationalteendrunk)